towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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vegetarain:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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whitestgirluknow:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

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funnyordie:

via @robdelaney
Any ideas for a title?

funnyordie:

via @robdelaney

Any ideas for a title?


foreveralone-lyguy:

butt game strong

foreveralone-lyguy:

butt game strong

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