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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(via dailypuns)


ductapemyyheart:

SOLO MOTHERFUCKER.

(via mirandasbravenewworld)


artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via dailypuns)


thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(via epic-humor)


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virginsacrificer:

when someone walked in your room without knocking

image

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