pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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fallontonight:

Andrew Rannells is learning a lot about makeup with his role in Hedwig and the Angry Inch…


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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

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